Boyfriends Ranked From Faithful To Big Fat Cheaters Based On Their Zodiac

1. Cancer

Once a Cancer falls for you, you’ll be in their heart forever. They will want to settle down with you as soon as possible. Get married. Have babies. The whole shebang. They wouldn’t ever dream of cheating on you, because they wouldn’t want to ruin the future that they already picture you having together. They wouldn’t want to destroy their happily ever after.

2. Leo

You might think that a Leo would love to stay single forever, because they always want to be the center of attention, but they would rather get all of their attention from one person. They want to create their own happy family. They want to live in a huge house with a ring on their finger and a puppy on their front porch. Even though they have modern beliefs, they still like the old fashioned idea of love.

3. Capricorn

Capricorns keep their hearts locked inside of steel cages, because they prefer to be alone. They think it’s easier that way. So if they actually decide that they would rather be with you than be single, they will stay with you forever. Once they commit, they commit. They don’t mess around. And if for some reason they did, you would know about it right away because they tell the truth, even when it’s hard.

4. Aquarius

Honestly, this sign is too lazy to cheat. They aren’t going to go through the trouble of swiping through dating sites and hiding text messages and sneaking out to meet up with someone else. Keeping up with one relationship is enough for them. Two is just too much work. They don’t see the point in cheating when it’s so inconvenient.

5. Taurus

A Taurus will cling to you tightly. The only cheating conversations you’ll have is when they suspect you of cheating — because they are the type to get nervous when the smallest thing seems sketchy. Even if they know you would never hurt them, they have trust issues which can cause them to become paranoid. It can cause them to misread your actions and freak out when nothing bad has actually happened.

6. Virgo

Virgos hate cheaters — but they might cheat themselves if the timing is right. The problem is that they have high standards. Some even say they have unrealistic expectations. So if they are unhappy in a relationship and find someone that makes them happier, they won’t have a problem swapping partners, because they go after what they deserve. They want a real fairy tale romance.

7. Aries

Aries get bored easily. If you don’t keep flirting with them, if you don’t keep the romance alive, then you are going to lose their interest. And when that happens, they are either going to cheat or they are going to break up with you — whichever happens first. To keep an Aries faithful, you have to treat them the way you did when you first fell in love. You can’t let them feel neglected, you can’t let the sparks die down.

8. Libra

Libras overthink. They overanalyze. And that causes them to fear. If they cheat, it will probably be because they want to ruin the relationship themselves, so that the other person doesn’t get a chance to ruin it first. Either that, or it’s because they are insecure and wanted to feel sexy again. When they cheat, it’s more about themselves than it is about the other person. It’s because they let their brain get the best of them. Of course, not every Libra does this. Most of them have a good enough grasp on their morals to remain faithful.

9. Scorpio

Scorpios are bold, passionate, and impulsive. They go after what they want, even if what they want is supposed to be off limits. They have a hard time controlling themselves, which is why they might end up cheating on you. Of course, if they love you enough, they will stop flirting so much, stop drinking so much, stop giving into every whim they have and start acting responsible enough for you to trust them.

10. Pisces

This sign is a social butterfly. They meet new people all the time. Sometimes, they flirt with those people. The playful banter might start out as harmless, but there’s always a chance that it could turn into something more. If this sign is going to cheat, it will happen emotionally first. Then they will either let it lead to something physical or drop contact with the person completely because they realize that emotional cheating is just as bad as kissing would be.

11. Sagittarius

This is the sign that is most comfortable with almost relationships, one-night stands, and friends with benefits. They have high libidos and a fear of commitment, which is why they usually stay alone. They usually give disclaimers about not being ready for a relationship. Of course, as much as this sign loves sex, there’s no guarantee that a Sagittarius will cheat on you. If they actually agree to commit to you (which is rare for them) then they’re probably serious about your relationship and won’t want to mess it up.

12. Gemini 

The most dangerous thing about dating a Gemini is that — if they decide to cheat on you — they will get away with it for a long time. They will know exactly what to say to you, exactly how to reprogram their phone and rearrange details to make you believe what they tell you. Their intelligence will make it easy to fool you. It will make it easy for them to jump from one bed to another. But that same intelligence could remind them that messing up their relationship with you is the worst mistake they could make. It could convince them to stay loyal. It honestly depends on the person.

Zodiacs Ranked From The Best Flirts To The Most Painfully Awkward Flirts

1. Scorpio

Scorpios are smooth AF. They can hold a conversation with anybody they meet — but they don’t give too much away during the first interaction in order to keep the mystery alive. To keep people interested. And a lot of people are interested in Scorpios. There’s something about them that naturally draws attention.

2. Virgo

Virgos use their grace, their elegance, and their body language to their advantage. They swivel their hips as they walk across a room. They touch your hand or thigh as you make them laugh. They sit close enough to you that you can feel each other’s body heat. Instead of being vocal about how they feel, they let their actions speak for them.

3. Aries

When an Aries sees something that they want, they go after it without thinking twice. From the very first conversation, they create intense sexual tension with their dirty jokes and subtly sexual comments. Since they are so bold, they aren’t afraid to ask someone out to the movies or to lean in for the first kiss. Not to mention, they’re excellent sexters.

4. Taurus

A Taurus will make you fall in love with them by becoming your friend first. They will make you laugh. They will listen to you talk. They will teach you new things. They will encourage you to share every secret. You’ll realize how much you love their personality first and then the physical attraction will come later. But that’s why this sign creates such strong relationships — because it’s always based on friendship first.

5. Capricorn

A Capricorn is better at flirting when it’s over text. When they don’t have to look the other person in the eye and think on the spot. They’re intelligent, so they can always come up with the perfect response to make their crush’s heart beat faster, but it can take them a little bit of time. So when they’re texting and have all the time in the world, they can appear even more suave than they are in ‘real life.’

6. Leo

This sign loves to flirt. They will draw you in with their good looks and smooth conversations. However, Leos can be dramatic. If you stop texting them after you’ve been flirting for a week, or walk away from them in a bar to hit on someone ‘better,’ they will flip out on you. They won’t keep quiet about feeling betrayed by you. They won’t let you get away with it.

7. Sagittarius

This sign acts like they don’t give a fuck, which can be a huge problem when it comes to flirting. Instead of making it clear that they have feelings for someone, they leave texts unanswered and act like they’re too busy to hang out to avoid appearing clingy. But it only makes them look uninvested. Like they couldn’t care less about the person they care about most in the world.

8. Cancer

This sign is timid, shy, the type to wait for you to make the first move. But once a Cancer is comfortable with you, once they are 100{da98e796ff253ab21784d6d15b52f5f89ad4dda093e04c545ca8dbabfb7a221f} that you feel the same way and their feelings aren’t one-sided, they will flirt with you every chance they get. They will pick lint off your shirt. They will drop food off at your house. They will compliment you nonstop. They will always make you feel special, wanted, loved.

9. Gemini

Gemini try too hard. They copy the moves they see in magazines and movies, but that never works out well in real life. Instead of feeling sexy in heels and heavy makeup, they just feel ridiculous. Instead of feeling flirty when they give someone a smile or a wink, they just feel awkward. That’s why, honestly, they hate flirting.

10. Pisces

This sign can be clumsy. They can ramble. They can say things that sound rude without actually meaning to come across that way. With their luck, they will spill food on their shirt or have something stuck in their teeth or fall flat on their face right when their crush walks by them. Somehow, they always end up embarrassing themselves — even when they’re trying to come across as sexy.

11. Aquarius

This sign has so many feelings. When they like someone, they don’t just have a little crush. They are completely infatuated with the person, falling head over heels for them. That’s why it’s so hard for them to have a flirtatious conversation. They treat their crush like they are flawless, inhuman, untouchable. They psych themselves out, which is why every conversation is filled with blushing and stumbling.

12. Libra

Libras overthink everything. Before they walk up to their crush or text their crush, they plan out exactly what they are going to say and do. They run through the scenario in their head fifty times before making an actual move. Sometimes, they put it off completely, because they are terrified of looking silly. They are terrified of finding out the other person doesn’t feel the same way.

Your Game Of Thrones Character, Based On Your Zodiac

Your heart is fierce, but kept untamed
could scorch a faultless child.
Though cities gladly fall for you,
burn low, lest be exiled.”

The first sign in the zodiac is known not just for its leadership skills and charisma, but also for its impulsiveness and temper (or lack thereof). Aries are unable to sit still and watch helplessly from the sidelines, especially when they know they are capable of fixing a tricky situation themselves. Sometimes, though, people feel overwhelmed by Aries’ aggressiveness.

Daenerys Targaryen is exactly this.

Taurus:

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“There came a man whose hands caressed
a thousand willing virgins.
No lad or dame dared to decline
such carnal, expert flirting.

And even this man’s sensual wife
spit on tradition’s veil,
until one day the Mountain came –
their moans became a wail.”

Prince Oberyn is the stuff of wet-dreams. Devoted, reliable, romantic, classy, and good with his hands 😉 Like Taurus, he enjoys the finer things in life and isn’t shy with indulging his hedonism and materialism.

Unfortunately, he can also be ridiculously uncompromising and stubborn when he has a goal, which, as we know, eventually led to his downfall. Maybe learn your lesson from the Red Viper himself and let bygones be bygones? Or at least don’t get cocky and careless when you finally get your chance at revenge after years and years of waiting!

Gemini:

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“A water-dancer moves like air,
though damsel-hound they call her.
No One so dared to kill the wolf,
but only made her stronger.”

The twin sign represents two different identities molded as one. With a Gemini, people are often unsure which face they will be shown. Perhaps the social, fun-loving, and affectionate one? Perhaps the restless, cold-hearted, and nomadic one? Or perhaps No One?

The youngest female Stark’s open-mindedness and quick wit, yet slight sense of foreboding, makes her a perfect Gemini. With Arya, you never know what you’re gonna get.

Cancer:

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“Who is he who tells no lies?
Come, I bid you forward.
Careful now, for you’ll take flight
if mother trusts not your word.”

Robin Arryn is one of the few GOT characters that seems like he’d be a handful to figure out and pacify. His lack of restraint when it comes to his emotions, plus his over-attachment to his mother, shows he has the characteristics of a Cancer sign.

People born under Cancer are said to be prone to develop mood swings and selfishness as a defense mechanism, if they are not cared for properly. On the plus side, they are extremely loyal to those they are close with, value family and home, and avoid war or physical conflict.

Leo:

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“Forever a cub he will be,
and never next in line.
He gives no shit, and laughs, and says –
‘I’m the god of tits and wine!’”

Of course it would be a Lannister under the Leo sign, and Tyrion Lannister is the best representative for both this House and sign. Despite all the challenges Tyrion faced, his Leo-esque self-confidence, bravery, and smooth-talking has allowed him to survive the harshest of trials.

Clever, creative, and cheeky, Leos are often tempted to be lazy and arrogant owing to their admittedly admirable wit. (Which must be why Tyrion’s favorite past-time is chilling in brothels. Well, besides him avoiding a family who hates him). Why work hard when you’re naturally talented and gifted, right?

Virgo:

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“The White Wolf grew denied and shunned
until its fur turned black.
Now it’s become the King of North
and lays, awaits attack.

With knee-deep snow, the winter fell
over a squabbling land.
The Bastard Wolf unites the folk,
and slays the foe of men.”

Like Jon Snow, Virgos are independent, grounded, kind, and are often misunderstood. Their humility, practicality, and diligence are marks of a competent (though usually unwilling) leader. They have a strong sense of empathy and don’t necessarily like being in the spotlight, yet their skill sets often take them there. This can unfortunately be construed as haughtiness by their enemies.

Sometimes, though, Virgos can become too dedicated to their jobs. Due to a sense of loyalty and fantastic work ethic, they will normally finish a task despite it bringing them no pleasure or gratification.

Libra:

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“A damsel who was born naive
survived the seven hells.
But seeing just her pretty face,
a lad could never tell –
that in her lives a rage so hot,
no lord could ever quell.”

The ruling planet of this sign is Venus – the goddess of love and beauty. What better character to represent Libra than the lovely, gracious, yet flighty Sansa Stark?

Sansa, like Libra, can be vain and indecisive, but at heart she is peaceful, just, and dutiful. She craves partnership (by way of marriage) and/or companionship, because she functions best when she isn’t alone.

Be careful, though! The Lady of Winterfell has been known to suck at choosing sides, was shown to be crafty at playing victim, and is quite capable of holding a grudge.

Scorpio:

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“Mysterious, dark, and cold as ice
her fire melts you, still.
Just to become her sun and stars,
the royals’ blood you’ll spill.”

Like Khal Drogo, you are attracted to strength and passion.

Your reclusive personality may make you seem aloof and incapable of intimacy, but under the right circumstances you can actually be more loving than most. You tend to be watchful of your feelings, which means you don’t often open up and present your softer side. People need to earn your respect, you won’t just give it.

Sagittarius:

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“The Bay of Ice had once a lord
who sold his father’s honor.
Today he travels far and wide
to serve the Mad King’s daughter.”

Jorah Mormont’s wanderlust is enviable. He is an energetic and extrovert globetrotter who readily adapts to different situations.

Like Jorah, Sagittarius are open-minded, idealistic, smart, cultured, and ambitious. They crave the freedom to do what they desire regardless if it harms their relationship with others. Might explain why Jorah thought it was a good idea to sell slaves at the cost of his House’s reputation.

Capricorn:

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“A mockingbird’s steel dagger
wrecked havoc o’er all.
It caught the seven kingdoms
with simply just a fall.”

Everyone hates Littlefinger. But if he’s anything like a Capricorn, then he possesses a lot of handy qualities – discipline, responsibility, and craftsmanship. Besides being the inventor of chaos, Littlefinger is an accomplished businessman and efficient manager who doesn’t like to do anything half-assed. His work is a fundamental part of his identity.

Littlefinger’s paranoia and common sense allows him to outmaneuver his enemies ahead of time. However, he is unable to move on from the past, is unforgiving, and a know-it-all. Had he learned to forgive from the beginning, none of this shit would’ve happened! (Probably)

Aquarius:

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“The Lord of Light, he whispers,
of darkness in the earth.
Keep happy the Red Priestess,
or shadows she will birth.”

It’s quite strange to pair fire-loving Lady Melisandre with an Air sign, but this is exactly where her personality fits. Unconventional, self-sufficient, and emotionally closed off, Melisandre and Aquarius will fight to the death for a cause they believe in.

Their ties with the ruling planet Uranus bestows them a visionary quality – AKA they have a sound perception of the future and a grasp where they will be in life years from now. Their weakness, though, is their fickleness (Melisandre switching from one king to another) and relentlessness (Melisandre’s willingness to kill anyone, even poor Shireen, to achieve her cause’s end goal).

Pisces:

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“An Onion Knight they call him,
but he has more to offer.
A smuggler, listener, and an aide –
to children a kind father.”

You’re an oldie, but a goodie, Pisces! Not unlike wise, intuitive, and selfless Ser Davos Seaworth. You both are so compassionate and protective of those you hold dear, that one could even say you would sacrifice yourself for them. (Maybe even a finger, or two)

Because Ser Davos is smart and observant, he is able to learn from other people’s mistakes and better himself in the process, just like this Water sign. He despises unnecessary cruelty, and his friendly nature allows him to enjoy the company of different people from different social statuses. It also helps that he’s a great talker.

Pisces also adore the arts (wood-carved animals, anyone?) and relish in new knowledge. Try not to be overly trusting of your loved ones, though. Sometimes even the people we love can be deadly wrong, and we shouldn’t be afraid to call them out on it. (I’m looking at you, Stannis!)

What The Solar Eclipse Means For You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

The solar eclipse is going to make you crave change, and good news is, it’s going to come easily. You’re going to see change in a positive light, as a new beginning, and with your energy, you will make the most of it. Get ready, because new beginnings are coming your way.

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

This solar eclipse is going to strike a chord with your sensitive side. Your sensitivity will be at an all time-high, and small changes with your family, friends, and loved ones will make you super emotional, but also super appreciative of the love that surrounds you. Stay grounded, and all of these little changes will fill your life with gratitude.

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

The solar eclipse is going to give you closure. If you’ve had any loose ends that have really been stressing you out, they’re going to simmer down and you won’t feel so worried. Some things are meant to end, and you’re going to feel completely at ease when they do.

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

The solar eclipse is going to make you focus on yourself, which you don’t do often. As a caring and compassionate Cancer, you’re more concerned about others’ well-being than your own. This solar eclipse is going to finally put you first. This is the perfect time for indulgence and self-discovery.

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

The solar eclipse is going to turn your world upside-down. A lot of change is headed your way, and it’s going to completely overwhelm you. Try to stay positive when things in your life make a detour. You might not like these changes initially, but if you have the right attitude, you’ll learn from them.

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

The solar eclipse, unfortunately, is going to make your life messy. You’re going to feel a little less control over your life, and it’s going to bother you. Uncertainty is at an all time high during this eclipse, and it’s going to freak you out. Try to calm down before making any important decisions, and don’t jump to conclusions. Let go a little.

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

The solar eclipse is going to make you feel invincible. Some really good things are about to spontaneously happen in basically every area of your life, and you’re going to roll with it and feel on top of the world. Work, love, family, it’s all about to get good, and you’re going to wish solar eclipses happened more often.

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

The solar eclipse is going to give you a sudden epiphany. You’re going to discover something that makes you wonder why you’ve never realized it before, and it’s going to be a very good discovery. This epiphany is going to move you in the right direction and you’re going to feel like you’re exactly where you’re meant to be.

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

The solar eclipse is going to make you feel like all of the hard work you’ve been doing has finally paid off. You’ve been putting a lot of energy into all aspects of life, career, relationships, even your home, and that energy is finally going to calm down. This solar eclipse is going to give you a break. Things won’t seem so exhausting, and the energy you’ve spent will feel worth it.

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

The solar eclipse is going to give you motivation. This is a perfect time to push yourself and accomplish that goal you’ve been pushing to the side. You’ve tried numerous times before and haven’t been successful, but this solar eclipse is on your side, and wants you to try just one more time. And this time the results will be anything but disappointing.

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

This solar eclipse is going to boost your creativity. It’s going to make you think outside of the box in all the right ways. If you have an idea, go with it because this solar eclipse is going to give you plenty of them.

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

This solar eclipse is going to let your emotions get the best of you. You’re going to have the urge to emotionally vent to people, and while your emotions don’t typically scare you, they might scare others. This solar eclipse might make the people in your life run from your emotions.

Zodiacs Ranked From The Most Confident To The Most Insecure

1. Leo

Leos are the embodiment of confidence. They think that they are never wrong. That their way is the right way. If anyone talks down to them or disrespects them, they walk. They know what they deserve. They don’t settle for anything less than the best when it comes to their friendships, their relationships, their career, their clothing — you name it.

2. Scorpio

Scorpios realize they have some flaws, but for the most part, they like the way they look. They like their personality. They like the life that they have created. They aren’t bothered by the person they see when they look in the mirror. They are happy with who they are, and even though they have a few bad habits, they don’t think they’re horrible enough to bother changing them.

3. Capricorn

It’s not that Capricorns think that they are the greatest. They just honestly don’t give a damn what anyone else thinks of them. They already know that they are intelligent, they know that they are talented, they know that they are kindhearted. So what does it matter if anyone else knows? Capricorns are loners, so if no one else sees their greatness, it doesn’t bother them at all.

4. Sagittarius

This sign is confident enough to take criticism and learn from it instead of moping over it. And if someone straight out insults them, they think that it says more about that person than it does about themselves. They never let the haters keep them up at night. The only time they even think about those assholes is when they’re laughing about how stupid they are with friends.

5. Pisces

Pisces are perfectly fine around people. They can get up in front of a crowd to give a wedding toast and make new friends at a dinner party. But they have moments of insecurity when they’re alone. When they’re staring into a mirror, picking at their appearance. When it’s late at night and their thoughts are running wild. When they’re all alone, that’s when they start feeling self-conscious.

6. Aries

To an outsider, this sign looks like nothing could ever hurt them. Like they have skin made of steel. But the truth is, Aries are actually pretty sensitive. They just don’t let anyone see them cry. When they’re upset, they overcompensate with jokes and sarcasm. They don’t want to be seen as weak, so they act like they don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything — which is a big fat lie.

7. Taurus

All a Taurus wants to do is prove that they are intelligent, because that matters more to them than looks do. They try to appear smarter than they are by using big words and pretending they know more about certain topics than they actually do. They might even try to one-up you or impress you by stretching the truth. They just want to prove themselves. To show the world that they’re on their way to success.

8. Libra

Libras need approval from others in order to feel okay with themselves. They will fish for compliments by tearing themselves down and waiting for their friends to tell them that they’re beautiful. And they will go on dating sites, even when they don’t feel like getting dinner, just to see if anyone is interested. They want reassurance that there are people out there who are attracted to them.

9. Gemini

Gemini mold themselves to fit the people around them, because they want to impress their friends and bosses and crushes. They want everyone to like them. So if they lie about liking someone’s band tee or hating pineapple on pizza, it’s not because they are inherently dishonest. It’s because they are too insecure to be their true selves.

10. Cancer

Most Cancers have been told that they care too much. And because of that, they can get emotional over little things. When a friend cancels plans at the last second. When the person they’re dating raises their voice during an argument. When a cat refuses to go anywhere near them. They take things personally. They get hurt easily.

11. Aquarius

An Aquarius works hard to make it look like their life is easy. They take perfect pictures. Post perfect captions. Create the perfect Instagram feed. They use their online presence in order to show off their glamorous life — which in reality, isn’t the greatest. They aren’t happy with what they already have, so they overcompensate by trying to make it look better than it is. It’s their best way to get a confidence boost.

12. Virgo

Virgos are terrified of looking stupid by saying the wrong thing — which is why they hate public speeches and first dates and really, any human interaction. They get embarrassed easily, because they are overthinkers. Even when a night went well, they replay the memory again and again in their head until they find something they did wrong. And in their mind, they’re always doing something wrong.

The Zodiac Signs Ranked In Order Of How Crazy They Are As Exes

1. Scorpio

Obviously we all knew that Scorpios were going to come in as the most crazy exes. Scorpios are dangerous because they mask their darkness with humor, but never be fooled, as it is just a farce. Whereas other signs will be the type to call you 17 times in one night or cry at your doorstep for months post-split, Scorpios will basically recede into their old life, seething at you quietly, putting a hex on your family and watching intently as you move on from them. They take everything you do after you’re broken up as a transgression against them. Oh, you’re going on a trip without me? Oh, you’re dating so-and-so? Of course you are.Just know that even if you haven’t heard from your Scorpio ex, they are watching you, and they are still mad.

2. Leo

Leos make crazy exes because breakups bruise their egos. It’s bad enough to have to deal with the humiliation of telling everyone they know that they’re out of yet another relationship, but the whole idea that you could not want them, or not even want to at least try to make it work, is so upsetting to them that they end up lashing out at you in ways they don’t really mean. It’s not that Leos are inherently bad people, it’s that when they love someone, they adopt them into their identity, and losing that is just a really painful process. Ergo, insanity ensues. You will be hearing from your Leo exes. And you will be hearing from them often.

3. Gemini

Geminis rank third on the list of most insane exes because they are just so up in their feelings after the breakup they don’t know what to do with themselves. It’s not even so much that your Gemini ex is still in love with you (they might be, though) it’s that they have relied on you for so long to help sort through their feels that they’re lost without a voice of reason in their lives. In fact, they’re probably still holding on for that reason exactly: they don’t want to go at life alone. Geminis are crazy exes because they are polarizing. One minute they still love you, the next they are okay being friends, the next they are sending paragraph long explanations of exactly why they are annoyed at you and all of the supporting evidence that makes their irritation valid.

4. Virgo

Virgos, like Scoripos, rank pretty high on the crazy ex list for the same reason: they are the ones you don’t expect. On the surface, your Virgo ex is so chill about everything that went down, and yet boiling not far under the surface are all of their paranoid and explosive tendencies. Virgos are notorious overthinkers, which means that they are also the exes you really need to watch out for. They’re the type to let all of their irrational thoughts simmer for just long enough that one day they lash out at you and you won’t even know what happened to prompt it. (Nothing happened, they just need to tell you that they hate you, which is something they’ve thought about every day for the past 2 weeks.)

5. Pisces

Pisces are the most emo exes. They are the most dramatic about, uh, everything, but especially when they are forlorn over love. They might send you a rando 2 a.m. text here and there, but mostly you will have poetry written about you, they’ll stare at the sky and listen to early 2000s music while imagining meeting you in the afterlife to discuss your fated encounter, and then will culminate all of their repressed pain into either the most inspired art you’ve ever seen, or just sheer, unadulterated anger.

6. Cancer

Cancers land squarely in the middle of the “chill to crazy” scale because they are equal parts genuinely able to disengage with past partners once relationships have run their course, and yet at the same time there exists within them a desire for vengeance that ends up spiraling into some form of self-doubt. Cancers are the most emotional sign of the zodiac, but they are also the ones who are most connected with the home, with relationships, with loyalty, with partnership. They are, of course, also the CRAB, which isn’t any small part of what makes up their attitude. Of all the signs, Cancers probably have the hardest time with losing love, but they are also pretty good at rebounding for themselves. They know that there are other fish (crabs?) in the sea, and they’ll be able to have the experience they long for, just not with the person they left.

7. Capricorn

Capricorns get indignant when they lose love. They are on the lesser side of the crazy scale because they aren’t going to lash out at you but they also aren’t going to just sit back and take it. Capricorns are structured and self-driven, and usually channel all of their energy into trying to make themselves better or better their lives in some quantifiable, visible way. Know that a Capricorn processes everything by taking on an overwhelming amount of self-improvement, it’s how they feel in control again. Eventually they will move on and come to see you as slightly beneath their newly enlightened selves and all will be just in their universe once more.

8. Libra

Libras are romantics, which is oddly enough what serves them after a breakup. They know that they can find love again, and then they, you know, do. Libras are also rather vain, and they strongly dislike the idea of coming off as the “crazy ex.” It just isn’t a cute look, and above all else, Libras want to maintain some air of beauty and balance even if they are in the pits of their own misery. So, basically, it’s not that a Libra isn’t a crazy ex, it’s just that they’re very unlikely to let off how much they are still obsessing over you. They also move on quickly, or at least make it seem like they are moving on quickly. Either way, they create the illusion of rebounding fast and hard, and somehow, it works.

9. Aquarius

The funny thing about an Aquarius is that when they break up with you, they really don’t feel it as much as other people do. Like, yes, they can be heartbroken but they won’t internalize it the way other signs will. They will instead just channel all of that energy into some other productive pursuit, and you probably won’t even know how hurt they really are. (This is, ironically, also what leads to the downfall of a lot of their relationships: an inability to express or show their true feelings.) They rank low on the crazy scale because they are just easily disengaged from it all. They have projects to work on, you know?

10. Taurus

The Tauruses of the world maybe should have ranked a little bit higher on the crazy scale, but they won’t, because they are too inclined to make things seem steady on the surface that they end up deluding themselves into thinking they’re more happy post-split than they really are. At the end of the day, a Taurus ex is someone you’re very unlikely to hear from. They are going to move onto bigger and better things. Even if they’re feeling it a lot, they’re not going to act out or really let you know, that’s just not their style. However, be warned that once you cross them, there’s no going back. These people (sorta) forgive, and absolutely do not forget.

11. Sagittarius

Sags are chill exes. They are like, ouch wow I’m upset about this, and then a few minutes later are like, ok so let’s climb a mountain and backpack in Peru and read a book about reincarnation. They’re just the least likely to internalize heartbreak, and the most likely to find anything better to do than sit around and mope about their feelings. Sags are just well-rounded people, FAR more than any other sign. They’ll get over it quickly, but they’ll also probably be the most willing to casually hook up again afterwards.

12. Aries

When an Aries leaves you, they just do not even care. Do not eff with an Aries heart because they will just be like “alright, peace” and that will pretty much be the end of it. Aries intellectualize life, and so when it occurs to them that you are incompatible or that your relationship isn’t headed anywhere, staying together seems like an illogical thing to do, and if it is an illogical thing to do, why would you sit around and worry about it? It just doesn’t make any sense, so they just move on. 10/10 chillest exes. 10/10 least likely to care about getting back together.

Brianna Wiest is the author of 101 Essays That Will Change The Way You Think, available here.

WHAT YOUR ‘NATIVE AMERICAN’ ZODIAC SYMBOL MEANS?

Native American animal symbols can encompass just about all the animals, and their symbolic representation to the many tribes of the Americas. To narrow down the focus a bit, this page is devoted to birth animals – or zodiac animals.

Many Native American cultures have the belief that a person is assigned an animal upon the time of birth. Below are interpreted Native American symbols of the zodiac and the characteristics for each one.

Otter: Jan. 20 – Feb. 18 

A little quirky, and unorthodox, the Otter is a hard one to figure sometimes. Perceived as unconventional, the Otter methods aren’t the first ones chosen to get the job done. This is a big mistake on the part of others – because although unconventional, the Otter’s methods are usually quite effective..

Yes, the Otter has unusual way of looking at things, but he/she is equipped with a brilliant imagination and intelligence, allowing him/her an edge over every one else. Often very perceptive and intuitive, the Otter makes a very good friend, and can be very attentive. In a nurturing environment the Otter is sensitive, sympathetic, courageous, and honest. Left to his/her own devices, the Otter can be unscrupulous, lewd, rebellious, and isolated.

Wolf: Feb. 19 – March 20 

Deeply emotional, and wholly passionate, the Wolf is the lover of the zodiac in both the physical and philosophical sense of the word. The Wolf understands that all we need is love, and is fully capable of providing it. Juxtaposed with his/her fierce independence – this Native American animal symbol is a bit of a contradiction in terms.

Needing his/her freedom, yet still being quite gentle and compassionate – we get the picture of the “lone wolf” with this sign. In a nurturing environment the Wolf is intensely passionate, generous, deeply affectionate, and gentle. Left to his/her own devices the Wolf can become impractical, recalcitrant, obsessive, and vindictive.

Falcon: March 21 – April 19 

A natural born leader, the Falcon can always be looked upon for clear judgment in sticky situations. Furthermore, the characteristics for this Native American animal symbol never wastes time, rather he/she strikes while the iron is hot, and takes action in what must be done.

Ever persistent, and always taking the initiative, the Falcon is a gem of a personality to have for projects or team sports. The Falcon can be a little on the conceited side – but he/she is usually right in his/her opinions – so a little arrogance is understood. In a supportive environmental the Falcon “soars” in his/her ability to maintain passion and fire in relationships, and always remaining compassionate. Left to his/her own devices, the Falcon can be vain, rude, intolerant, impatient, and over-sensitive.

Beaver: April 20 – May 20 

Take charge, adapt, overcome – this is the Beaver motto. Mostly business, the Beaver is gets the job at hand done with maximum efficiency and aplomb. Strategic, and cunning the Beaver is a force to be reckoned with in matters of business and combat. One might also think twice about engaging the Beaver in a match of wits – as his/her mental acuity is razor sharp.

The Beaver has everything going for him/her – however tendencies toward “my way or the highway” get them in trouble. Yes, they are usually right, but the bearer of this Native American animal symbol may need to work on tact. In a nurturing environment the Beaver can be compassionate, generous, helpful, and loyal. Left to his/her own devices the Beaver can be nervous, cowardly, possessive, arrogant, and over-demanding.

Deer: May 21 – June 20 

This Native American animal symbol is the muse of the zodiac. The Deer is inspiring lively and quick-witted. With a tailor-made humor, the Deer has a tendency to get a laugh out of anyone. Excellent ability for vocalizing, the Deer is a consummate conversationalist.

This combined with his/her natural intelligence make the Deer a must-have guest at dinner parties. Always aware of his/her surroundings, and even more aware of his/her appearance, the Deer can be a bit self-involved. However, the Deer’s narcissism is overlooked because of his/her congeniality and affability.

In a supportive environment the Deer’s natural liveliness and sparkly personality radiate even more. He/she is an inspiring force in any nurturing relationship. Left to his/her own devices the Deer can be selfish, moody, impatient, lazy, and two-faced.

Woodpecker: June 21 – July 21 

Woodpeckers are usually the most nuturing of all the Native American animal symbols. The consummate listener, totally empathic and understanding, the Woodpecker is the one to have on your side when you need support.

Of course, they make wonderful parents, and equally wonderful friends and partners. Another proverbial feather in the Woodpeckers cap is the tendency to be naturally frugal, resourceful, and organized. In a nurturing environment the Woodpecker is of course caring, devoted, and very romantic. Left to his/her own devices the Woodpecker can be possessive, angry, jealous, and spiteful.

Salmon: July 22 – Aug. 21 

Electric, focused, intuitive, and wholly creative, the Salmon is a real live-wire. His/her energy is palpable. A natural motivator, the Salmon’s confidence and enthusiasm is easily infectious. Soon, everybody is onboard with the Salmon – even if the idea seems too hair-brained to work.

Generous, intelligent, and intuitive, it’s no wonder why the Salmon has no shortage of friends. This Native American animal symbol expresses a need for purpose and goals, and has no trouble finding volunteers for his/her personal crusades. In a supportive environment, the Salmon is stable, calm, sensual, and giving. Left to his/her own devices, those that bear this Native American animal symbol can be egotistical, vulgar, and intolerant of others.

Bear: Aug 22 – Sep 21

Pragmatic, and methodical the Bear is the one to call when a steady hand is needed. The Bear’s practicality and level-headedness makes him/her an excellent business partner. Usually the voice of reason in most scenarios, the Bear is a good balance for Owls. The Bear is also gifted with an enormous heart, and a penchant for generosity.

However, one might not know it as the Bear tends to be very modest, and a bit shy. In a loving environment this Native American animal symbol showers love and generosity in return. Further, the Bear has a capacity for patience and temperance, which makes him/her excellent teachers and mentors. Left to his/her own devices the bear can be skeptical, sloth, small-minded and reclusive.

Raven: Sep. 22 – Oct. 22 

Highly enthusiastic, and a natural entrepreneur, the Crow is quite a charmer. But he/she doesn’t have to work at being charming – it comes easily. Everyone recognizes the Crow’s easy energy, and everyone turns to the Crow for his/her ideas and opinions.

This is because the Crow is both idealistic and diplomatic and is quite ingenious. In nurturing environments this Native American animal symbol is easy-going, can be romantic, and soft-spoken. Further, the crow can be quite patient, and intuitive in relationships. Left to his/her own devices, the Crow can be demanding, inconsistent, vindictive, and abrasive.

Snake: Oct. 23 – Nov. 22 

Most shamans are born under this Native American animal symbol. The Snake is a natural in all matters of spirit. Easily attuned to the ethereal realm the Snake makes an excellent spiritual leader. Also respected for his/her healing capacities, the Snake also excels in medical professions. The Snake’s preoccupation with matters intangible often lead others to view them as mysterious, and sometimes frightening.

True, the Snake can be secretive, and a bit dark – he/she is also quite sensitive, and caring. In a supportive relationship the cool Snake can be passionate, inspiring, humorous, and helpful. Left to his/her own devices, the Snake can be despondent, violent, and prone to abnormal mood swings.

Owl: Nov. 23 – Dec. 21 

Changeable and mutable as the wind, the Owl is a tough one to pin down. Warm, natural, with an easy-going nature, the Owl is friend to the world. The bearer of this Native American animal symbol is notorious for engaging in life at full speed, and whole-hearted loves adventure.

This can be to his/her detriment as the Owl can be reckless, careless, and thoughtless. Owls make great artists, teachers, and conservationists. However, due to his/her adaptability and versatility – the Owl would likely excel in any occupation. In a supportive, nurturing environment the Owl is sensitive, enthusiastic, and an attentive listener. Left to his/her own devices, the Owl can be excessive, overindulgent, bitter, and belligerent.

Goose: Dec. 22 – Jan. 19 

If you want something done – give it to the Goose. Persevering, dogged, and ambitious to a fault, the Goose sets goals for accomplishment, and always obtains them. The goose is determined to succeed at all cost – not for the approval of other – but those with this Native American animal symbol competes with his/her own internal foe.

Driven is the watchword for the Goose’s dominating personality trait – which makes them excellent in business and competitive sports. When tempered with supportive, nurturing family and friends, the Goose excels in all things he/she attempts. In a loving environment the Goose can be very passionate, humorous, gregarious, and even sensual.

However, lead to his/her own devises, the Goose may fall into obsessive or addictive behaviors that will inevitably be his/her demise.

SHARING IS CARING…

THIS IS YOUR SECRET WEAKNESS, ACCORDING TO YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

Everyone has a secret weakness, but not many people talk about it. Who willingly wants to talk about their weakness? Probably no one, which is why they become secrets. Each sign has their weakness that they desperately wish to be rid of.

ANGER
An Aries is a sign that gets angry the fastest. The upside is that they can usually feel their anger boiling up, and can try to control it. Their anger doesn’t tend to last very long, and they jump from that to being positive again.

INTOLERANCE
A Taurus knows exactly what they believe, and anyone who disagrees is wrong. They don’t usually notice how intolerant they are until they run across someone who calls them out on it. It takes a lot of resistance from others to make them gain a new perspective.

CURT
Geminis are so blunt that they are often insensitive. They simply don’t take other people’s feelings into consideration. They don’t mean to do it, and can often tell when it happens.

VENGEFUL
When a Cancer is hurt, they will immediately seek vengeance on whoever wronged them. Cancers are so emotional that it drives them to get revenge as soon as they possibly can.

ARROGANCE
A Leo tries to do absolutely everything perfectly, and are under the assumption that they will do it better than anyone. If they are called out on it, this makes them aware of just how arrogant they are being, and usually, makes them stop.

SCHEMER
Virgo’s do not scheme with bad intentions, but they do end up trying control every aspect of their lives. This sometimes leads them to seek to control the lives of everyone around them. They will never admit to scheming but will agree that they love to plan.

DISHONESTY
Libra’s want peace in the world, and this leads them to lie in the name of peace. When lying their only intention is to keep everything nice and avoid confrontation.

PETTY
Scorpios get caught up in trivial matters that everyone else can immediately let go of. At times they see themselves and realize they should stop, but it is always a struggle to move on and forget.

PRIMA DONNA
To a Sagittarius, only their time matters. The end goal is for them to live a comfortable life, without sacrificing anything to get there. To others, it feels like they care about only themselves, but that is not true.

 FEARFULNESS
Capricorns are realistic, but this often makes them fearful. They can only focus on realistic and worse case scenarios. This also makes them aware of their weakness and drives them to try and work on it.

JUDGMENTAL
An Aquarius will struggle to be completely impartial in everything they think, but they will always slip up no matter how hard they may try. Due to wanting to stay neutral, they never express their secret judgments about the world.

DELUSIONAL
A Pisces seeks to live a life surrounded by a fog so as not to see the outside world. This leads to delusions about everything because to them; reality does not exist.

HERE’S WHAT YOU ARE ADDICTED TO, ACCORDING TO YOUR ZODIAC SIGN

Do you find yourself picking up habits more so than others? Like reading, smoking or drinking too much coffee? As much as want to keep life balanced, addictions get the better of us all. People have different addictions, which vary based on their Zodiac signs.

The addictions generally associated with the signs are as follows:

Aries – Coffee/Tea

Being among the most active people who are always up and about, Aries tend to be significant coffee addicts. They need the high to keep them up and active 24/7. So expect your Aries to empty some cups of coffee at home and work.

It keeps them alive. As soon as laziness starts to overtake an Aries, they will head to the kitchen and make themselves a cup of coffee or tea.

Taurus – Food

Taurian are big foodies, with an appetite the size of an elephant. They know very well how to enjoy food; they do so both in company and by themselves. For instance, you are on a date with a person who seems more interested in food than talking to you, he/she is surely a Taurian.

They attach their feelings and moods etc to food. You will find a Taurian binge eating on both sorts of occasions – celebrations as well as breakups.

Gemini – Cigarettes

Geminis love smoke breaks during work in when in public, they tend to distance themselves sometimes to light a cigarette. For example, a colleague who never misses smoke breaks and always looks forward to them is probably a Gemini.

They also associate smoking as an icebreaker, because they love talking in an effort to get rid of their troubles in smoke. And after all, as much as Geminis love talking and socializing, they also enjoy their me-time and having a smoke or two in it.

Cancer – Painkillers

Being a water sign and hence absorbing things and feelings around them deeply, Cancerians are highly sensitive. That is why they always look for something to numb the pain to a dull roar. Whether it is a shoulder to cry on or easy medicine, you might notice that a Cancerian always carries painkillers with them.

Leo – Shopping

Leos are known to have a high ego; they love treating themselves well. That mostly includes going out to have some fun time, buying themselves nice things and so forth. Since Leo tends to bend towards narcissism, they like owning things that make them look better than others.

Leos, therefore, will go overboard with shopping and will spend every penny, if no one intervenes. So, since they love pampering and spending on themselves, shopping till they drop is their major addiction.

Virgo – Toxic relationships

Virgos have the biggest hearts and they are often the getting-less-than-I-give kind of people. They easily fall prey to toxic relationships that destroy them emotionally. They go out of their way to love, care for and help a person.

Yet they forget the same feelings are not always reciprocated. Even when things get worse, Virgos hold on and never let go. They would let the other person hurt them, but would never retaliate…which is to say they will rather stay with you and let you hurt them than say goodbye and move on.

Libra – Social media

Since Libras are the biggest social butterflies, social media is their biggest addiction. They are the ones who you’ll see changing DPs most often, looking at their phones innumerable times, caring about how many ‘likes’ they’ve got and so forth They can’t stay without internet – it’s their best friend, in a way. Besides, keeping themselves in the loop matters a lot to them.

Scorpio – Intimacy

Scorpios are known for their intense, feisty nature. That goes for intimacy too. Nobody can compete with their sexual dexterity. They take their sexual performance very seriously. Being as invested in intimacy, this addiction can sometimes turn into a vice.

Sagittarius – Adventure

Sagittarians are well-known for their adventurous nature. They are known for their wanderlust. You’ll find Sagittarians with their bucket list of places to visit and things to see. They’re always up for spontaneous plans and long road trips.

Capricorn – Work

Work is the most important factor for a Capricorn. They’re totally against wasting their time on trivial things, so working hard and achieving their goals matters most to them. They’re natural hard workers. For them, work defines their personality and their very existence. They get addicted to work so easily that they forget about themselves, people and the world around.

Aquarius – Video Games/Books

Aquarians have a breezy way of passing by through life, so they love getting lost in their fantasies. Therefore, expect to see them getting lost in a video game or a book where they forget who they are and adorn someone else’s identity upon their own. You might think reading isn’t a vice, but too much of anything’s bad. It’s hard to bring Aquarians back into the real world once they get engrossed in such fantasies.

Pisces – Romance

Having an overly sensitive heart that bruises easy, Pisceans are addicted to being romantics. They’re very sensitive and will do anything and everything to make their feelings heard and felt.

Top Three Worst Girlfriends According To Their Zodiac Sign

Aries

Aries like to control any and everything. They have no problem calling every rule and making every move first. While that confidence might be alluring and appealing it means the only relationships that work are with people they can dictate and manipulate. Aries doesn’t connect with anyone who is dominant as they are or anyone who even remotely threatens their power. They have a really bad temper and say a lot of things without thinking of the consequences of their actions. When they are wrong they will apologize but be wary of the fights you do pick because Aries show now mercy.

Virgo

Virgos are highly critical of both themselves and their partner. No matter what you do, you’re always going to think you should have done more or it’s not good enough. Virgos need to date someone who is confident and doesn’t think much of their snide comments. Whether their critical nature derives from a lack of insecurity they come across as very jealous. They like to have all of your attention and easily become obsessed in relationships to a point where they neglect their own friends to spend time with their SO. They are the relationship type and most confident when they are in one but they also cling to the relationship which is a major turnoff. They struggle in learning to love themselves and look for you to fill that void which is a tiring task to ask of anyone.

Scorpio

Scorpios are the most fascinating of signs. And they don’t make it at the bottom of the list or qualities that are unattractive but rather Scorpios hate commitment. They would rather be alone doing everything according to their own agenda. Natural charmers, they have the ability to make a lot of people fall for them but they struggle in commitment. If you can convince a Scorpio to date you be ready for blunt honesty that isn’t always kind. But it is honest. Their emotions are all over the place so they make it very difficult to read. Often described as the storm of all signs but if you can overcome them with patience they will give you their best, it just takes a while to get there.

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